She found these pictures of him and I just had to blog them but more than that...I started remembering some funny bambino stories. One day me and Bridget and a group of her never gonna have children friends went out to lunch. Ben was always so well behaved a restaurants so there we are waiting for our food. He was entertaining them by throwing sugar packets on the floor...entertaining right? Well we smell something look down and here little bambino had pooed...making a HUGE mess on the floor...came right out of his diaper and on to the restaurant floor...I panicked...oh I was so embarrassed He just smiled...lol...the poor waitress...I hope I left her a HUGE TIP...can't remember now but anyways...
Then I remember when he was about 18 months we were at the Outer Banks...we went mini golfing on a "real turf" mini golf place. Ben was just riding in his stroller so good...letting us play through...the people at the mini golf place thought he was so cute they gave him a golf ball to hold onto...before I could even stop him...literally seconds after they handed it to him he LAUNCHED it at a guy waiting behind us...this guy looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger ..his muscles had muscles folks...anyway...hit the guy right in the knee cap...we could hear it hit...me being a true Salyards couldn't stop laughing (that's what my mom's side of the family does when people get hurt...we laugh...hysterically). Anyway...the guy walked away with a limp and said in his strained voice...wow little fella you sure do have an arm on you...we laughed so hard...and apologized of course!
This was not the first time that Ben launched a ball at someone causing an injury at such a young age...Ben threw a hackey sack at a campus police officer and hit him between the legs...literally bringing him to his knees...once again I laughed...then apologized...I know it's horrible I just can't help it.
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